faxmachine:

I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is

thankyouvapedgod:

MY DAD JUST CAME DOWN IN BLUE JEANS, SHIRTLESS AND HOLDING A FLOWERY COOKIE JAR AND GAVE ME HOMEMADE COOKIES MY MIND IS BLOWN


Thanks. My mom gave it to me.

you literally could have put the focus on any of the other characters in the twilight series and it would have been a decent story, but you chose the two most boring and overly dramatic characters. thank you, Stephanie Meyer.